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Some gallows humour

Every momentous event or tragic situation soon turn to gallows humour to re leave the pain. Laughter has long been known as an antidote. These gems from a US correspondant are followed by some historical material take from Belfast wall-art.

• President Bush has just released a statement following his investigation into the New Orleans disaster - The blame is being put on a Muslim suicide plumber.

•The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi  Gras is cancelled. He expects a record number of floats this year on Main St!

•5 black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans, DNA tests later identified them as The Drifters. Rumour has it they where under the boardwalk down by the sea

• Hurricane Katrina, typical female! When she came she was warm wild and wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.

• Two planeloads of volunteers left Liverpool airport today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.

And during N. Ireland rioting in the 1970s with reference to wide-spread petrol bombings.

• Throw well throw Shell

• Esso gives you more houses per gallon

• Nine out of ten MPs use Lux [above a caricature of Bernadette Devlin with blackened teeth. [Bernadette had just been elected to the UK Parliament at the age of 19]

• A popular ballad entitled 'Lucky Knickers in Red White and Blue' was played, interminably, on a pirate 'Loyalist' radio station.

All part of the Ulster 'crack'.

Finally confirming all that we feared about architects it was announced that the Scottish Parliament Building - despite being 9 times over budget - has been voted as the UK's best new building.

The £20,000 Andrew Doolan prize should be used to repair the 12 doors which don't fit, trace and stop water leaking into an underground car park and find a solution to clearing pigeon droppings for inaccessible window ledges.

Have a nice weekend

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